You're So Vain

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, don't you?

Well guess what, this particular one... IS!

I thought I'd just take a quick moment to tell you that every time we're over here laughing and having a good time, and you get all butt-hurt because you think we're talking about you.  We're not.  Sure, sometimes one of your idiotic actions gives us something to have a good chuckle over, but mostly we're just having fun without you.

Whaaaaaa?  You mean you actually thought we couldn't have fun without you? 

News flash:  It's A LOT more fun without you! 

Also, the fact that I'm somewhat of an ex, and I'm friends with your big-time ex-doesn't have anything to do with you either.  We get along, we sit by each other, and we have fun!  Sure, you being a total dick-face to us both probably encouraged the bonding, but now?  Now we're friends despite your constant pleas for her not to speak to me because I "don't really know you."

I don't care what you do, I don't care what you think, and I certainly don't care enough to be over here telling her things about you.

Not everything is about you, so BUGGER OFF.

Really, go cry in a corner or something, you're pretty good at that.

This lovely little insight into the psyche of The Pothead, is brought to you by Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop, and this weeks Prompts.

1. You’re so vain. You probably think this post is about you…don’t you? 
2. Tell us about your trip.
3. A difficult conversation.
4.  Can you almost stop time with your words? Write about the fastest ride you ever had, but describe only a few seconds of it…as though it was happening to slow motion.
5.  Who blind-sided you? Write about a time someone caught you totally off guard.

Choose one, or as many as you want, and write about it, then head on over and link up with the fun!