I will try very hard not to be mean, but really people... Some of these deserve a saying. Also, it's all in my own opinion. I am definitely not an expert on fashion and style. I'm just an average every day girl who couldn't pull off any of these looks! LOL!
What is with SJP's hair? It looks like she rubbed a balloon over her head before arrival. The whole time she was presenting I was staring at it thinking "Who ACTUALLY thought that was attractive?"
Yep. This is the man of my dreams. More please.
Is it just me, or does James Cameron's wife resemble the crypt keeper? I'm sorry, but "Skeleton Chic" is even less attractive in grandmothers...I'm also wondering why the world is unfair and men always seem to age better than women. Seriously not fair. I have to say, she does have a warm smile though!
I am actually afraid of Mariah Carey's boobs.
George Clooney could not have picked a more sophisticated date. ♥ Seriously, isn't she just gorgeous and poised?
Miley Cyrus' dress is absolutely gorgeous. I love it. However, I'm with Yahoo Shine when I say I wish she'd stand up straight...
Ever the beautiful, Cameron Diaz rocked the mono-chromatic look.
This has to be by far my favorite of the evening. Anna Kendrick's dress was amazing, and she looks so classy and gorgeous in it as well.
I have to applaud Gabourey Sidibe for looking so fabulous on the red carpet, and for just being fabulous in general. I love when a bigger girl can work it!
Kristen Stewart, while looking fabulous, pretty much preformed like she always does. I watched her present and was a little shocked. She must be the least enthusiastic person in the world. Blah.
Charlize Theron - You are beautiful, but what's with the rose boobies?
I loved Sigourney Weaver's dress. It seems elegant and fitting!
I don't usually care about the Oscars, or fashion, or celebrities, but I thought it was fun!
See more Oscar photos here.
Gerard Butler = YUMMY!
ReplyDeleteI am LMAO about the two boob jokes - Mariah and Charlize. And SO TRUE!
ReplyDeleteAnd, YES, go get the book! Go, go, go!
ReplyDeleteMissy - Twilight? Is that the book you're talking about? I've read all 4 (5-including the online leak of the 5th one.) In fact I've read them twice. LMAO.
ReplyDeleteGerard Butler is very yummy! I don't find SJP pretty at all. She kinda scares me. I totally agree with you about her hair. What was she thinking? James Cameron needs to spend some of his millions to feed his wife. Kirsten Stewert would have made a better model than actress. She has the emotional range of a spork. Anna Kendrick looks stunning. I agree with you on the big girls rocking the red carpet.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't take my eyes off of James Cameron's wife. She was positively skeletal and just look so aged! Too much frame showing for a wee woman.
ReplyDeletehehee i missed the whole thing but loved your review!
ReplyDeleteCan't agree sis. George Clooney's date looks like she just ran out the door and grabbed the sheet off the bed to cover her. My thinking is she is actually the prostitute he hired from the night before and about an hour before he needed to be on the red carpet he said "oh shit grab the sheet bitch your making an extra thousand tonight and we might get you some more work tonight!"
ReplyDeleteLMAO. I didn't look at it like that, I haven't reached your level of cynicism. I'm working on it! :P
ReplyDeleteJ/k! Love you! You're right too, she does kind of look like that now that I've heard your opinion... :P
This time the Oscar's were really nice. I liked the main hosts! They were simply awesome. They tried hard to work up a chemistry! ;)
ReplyDeleteI agree on all of your points. But, I am 101% in agreement with you on that Miley Cyrus' dress. It looked like if she attempted to stand straight, she could risk some exposure! LOL!