Dear So & So: You're Acting Like Terrorists

Dear Utah Weather,

You just stay rain and don't turn to snow, and we wont have any problems.  Capiche?

I'm so done with snow!

Dear Work,

Please let me know whether or not you're going to hire me.  I'm a loyal employee, and I'd really like to stay, as I do a really good job here.  However the season is quickly winding down, and with only 3 short weeks until Tax Season ends, I'm starting to get nervous.  Do I start actively looking for something else?  Or do I hang on in hopes that you'll keep me on this time?

Please let me know soon!


Dear Coworkers Playing Brackets,

I really don't know anything about sports or basketball, so wouldn't it be kind of silly for me to pick teams and try to play long in this whole March Madness thing?

Just sayin'...

Dear Readers,


Please understand that the following letters are not really about the Health Care Bill, though they are related.  I'm not talking about support or not supporting, agreeing or not agreeing, but just the actions of some of the extremists out there.  I do not want to start a political debate, I am sick-to-death of discussing this.  I just want to express my frustration with certain citizens who are choosing to act like fools.


Thanks for all you do, and I'm so glad to have you all here with me!  Much love!


I love you guys!

Dear Tea-Baggers (and other extremists)

First off, I'd like to start by saying that I am so completely sick and tired of hearing about Health Care Reform.  I honestly can't say one way or another if this is the right thing, but guess what?  It passed, so let's move on.

Second, I cannot believe that you are acting like a  bunch of immature little assholes.  You didn't get your way so you're throwing a huge temper-tantrum that is getting severely out of hand.  If you were a child, and I was your mother, I'd bend you over my knee and give you a good paddling!  Yes, you have a right to disagree, but you DO NOT have the right to cut the gas line to someone's house or threaten to kill their children with sniper rifles just because you disagree with the way they voted.  This is America, and THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE THAT WAY just as you have the right to vote the way you did.

I'd just like to point out to you, that YOU ARE ACTING LIKE TERRORISTS, and in my opinion I hope you are tried as such.

There's an adult and legal way to go about this, but it's apparently slipped your mind.  Grow up, and start living by the laws that you voted for (you know, the ones that say you can't vandalize or murder people) and stop being complete and utter fucktards!

This has to stop.

Dear Sarah Palin,

I think you're a total moron, and it just keeps getting worse and worse.  You have pictures of Democratic politicians with their faces in the cross hairs of a scope on your Facebook page?  Not to mention you're then giving out their addresses?

HOW CAN YOU CONDONE THIS KIND OF ACTION?  When someone gets killed, their blood is on your hands.  I don't care whether you pull the trigger or not, you are responsible.  You are encouraging some half-cocked individuals to go out and do what you are showing them publicly, and you are being stupid and imature.

The world would be better off without you.

Dear Conservative Talk Show Hosts 

(Sean Hannity in particular)

So you are trying to justify the way members of your part are acting by saying that the Democrats shouldn't be "whining" about the death threats they're receiving?  What. The. Hell.  

You shouldn't be justifying it!  You should be encouraging your fellow Americans to act with reason and logic.  By excusing their behavior, you're just as much at fault.

Grow up, and stop acting like this is acceptable behavior!