30 Letters: Day 12: Dear Most Hated

A letter to someone I hate.

Dear Pothead,

You're a total douchebag and I am glad you moved to Arizona so I never have to see your face or the piece of crap car you drive ever again.  

Also, quit trying to have sex with your mother-which is basically how your mommy issues make you look.  We all know that your mother is a schitzo and that you always say how bad she was when you were a kid, so that's why you keep trying to date 55-60 year old women.  We get it.  But you're a douche none-the-less.

Also, a moron.  Who dates 3 people in the same office and expects them never to find out about it?  Or expects them to be ok with it once they do?  Ew.  You're gross.  So so so gross.

Peace out, sucker.

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