"I'm Sure Your Weener Is Just Fine"

***Before you read on, you should be aware that this post is going to be talking about penis.  If you're offended by that,  or you're the "weak of heart" type, might wanna skip it!  Loves!***

This was a conversation that took place the other day when Kri and her two kids were driving with me.  Now, to preface said conversation, her 2 year old son is not circumsized-which is something non of us have dealt with in the past.

I was driving her car, she was in the front seat, and the two little ones were in the back.

Kri: The other day Kaden was taking a bath, and he got to "exploring" and all of the sudden I hear "Mommy my weener is purple!"  So I went to go check, and sure enough he'd pulled it back and it was purple underneath... Do you think that is normal?

Me: (Stunned) Um... I don't know... Kaden's the first baby I've ever seen that wasn't circumsized.

Kri: But you slept with *uncircumsized mutual friend*, was his purple?

(By this time I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath)

Me: (Still laughing uncontrollably) It um... Looked like a normal penis... Why would you ask me about *uncircumsized mutual friend*?

Kri:  I can't very well ask him.  That would be awkward. 'Hey *uncircumsized male friend* is your penis purple?

Me: Well... I know that the unsheathed part of a dog's penis is purple... (Kristina stops laughing momentarily and looks shocked) What?  I'm pretty sure it is!  It's probably normal... If it's never seen the light of day before...

(We're both dying of laughter by this point...)

Kri: (Realizing that she may be scarring her son because we're laughing so hard at this point) It's ok Kaden!  I'm sure your weener is just fine!

Kaden: (With all the courage of any natural-born man) Oh it is!

Isn't that funny?

His response was so cocky, it was HILARIOUS!