Dear So & So: Year of the Crazy Bitches

Dear Body,

What is going on lately?  I'm always tired, no matter how much sleep I get.  The only thing I can think about doing after work is going home and falling asleep on the cozy couch, and then dragging myself into bed when it's time to actually go to bed.  Yes, I do plan on doing this tonight, because obviously you need it, but what the hell?  Really?  Maybe I'm getting sick?  Ugh.

Sincerely,
Someone who doesn't want to spend every day sleeping.


Dear Office,

It's too cold in here, my poor fingers are so frozen they can barely type.  How is that for productivity.  The thermometer says it's 68° in here, but I think it may even be colder than that.  I'm FREEZING.  Can we have a little more heat?  Just in the mornings?  Please?

Sincerely,
It might just be the sick thing, but I'm shivering!


Dear Roommate,

I miss you.  I think I'm feeling too clingly lately because I am lonely, so I know it's my own thing that I don't like being home alone all the time, so go and do your thing.  I just wanted to say I miss you when you're not here.  Thanks for always being my best friend, and I'm SOOOOOO happy for you!

Sincerely,
Someone who loves you very much!

Dear Eric Himan,


You are absolutely amazing.  I know the roommate has loved you for years, but I finally downloaded your  music from iTunes and I am completely in love!  You're writing talents are amazing, and the emotion you convey with your voice?  I'm hooked and you're getting me through a potentially rough patch right now.  Can't wait to get the rest of it!  Thanks for being so brilliant, and I'll keep listening!  Come to SLC soon!

Sincerely,
You're new fan who's hooked for life!

Dear Jon,

Change your locks, and hang out with me more often!

Signed,
That ex of yours is nuts.


Dear Carrie,

What. The. Hell?  The ex and I are still very good friends, and I was happy he found someone he really liked and that I liked you well enough to hang out with too, but are you freaking crazy like the rest of them?  I mean all I've seen on Facebook from you two lately is "I love my girlfriend so much" (He hardly ever said he loved me, and especially not publicly, so that's a big deal!) and "I love my boyfriend too!"  Also, "I had the best Valentines ever, my boyfriend is amazing!"  Then all of the sudden you talk to  your abusive ex in Oregon on the phone and  you decide you want to up and move back there to be with him?  Matt says he's ok with it, that it's ok, but you are definitely not who I thought you were.

Signed,
Someone who doesn't understand weak women who go back for more.

Dear Pothead,

Yeah, this is officially you're new nickname, because The Musician seems too endearing.  Pothead fits more anyway.  Anyway, WHY WONT YOU LET IT DIE ALREADY?  I hardly ever think about you anymore, I don't even notice when  you are or are not around, and I don't really talk about you to people anymore.  So why is it that you keep bringing stuff up?  Having your sister tell Josie not to talk to me because I "don't really know" you?  Well dude, I have you pretty well figured out, and I'm pretty sure  you don't really know you.  Maybe if you laid off the drugs a bit, you might be able to start seeing reality and not your little made up world where you never tell a lie (you even believe your own lies) and you can do nothing wrong.  Stop being the victim, stop worrying about what your exes are up to.  You kicked us out of your life with your lies and bullshit, so move the freak on!  We are!

Also, we don't spend our time talking about you.  We talk about our other dates, our social lives, and pretty much stuff that actually matters; because you don't.

Signed,
Get over it already!!!

Dear Life,

Why are you so lame lately?  I just feel bored with everything, and like there's nothing to look forward to.  Well, nothing but sleep.

Signed,
I wonder if people ever commit suicide simply because they're bored.

Dear Dating,

You suck, I'm still taking a break.

Signed,
On Hiatus.

Dear Trendy Treehouse,

Thanks for letting my participate in Follow Me Fridays!






Signed,
A New Follower! 


Dear Readers,

Thanks for taking the time to read my letters!  If you haven't noticed, I'm pretty sure The Mad Woman was right when she said on Facebook that this was the year of the "crazy bitches."  What's with these crazy women up and going back to abusive boyfriends and thinking that living together doesn't constitute a serious relationship?  Wow.  Just wow.

Also, if you want to check out the amazing talent of Eric Himan or his band Eric & the Adams (which I HIGHLY recommend) you can find him on iTunes and also at his website.  If you need to listen to a sample, I recommend by Eric & The Adams, Every Move or Frozen in the Sun.  By Eric Himan himself, I recommend Heart Clean, Tulsa, or One Night Stands.

Also, take some time to write your own letters!  You'd be amazed at how therapeutic it is!  Then link up over at Kat's and see who everyone else is writing to!

Also, check out Trendy Treehouse's Follow Me Friday!

Also, go back to yesterday's posts and see if you received either the Beautiful Heart Award or the Going Places Award, because I left them for quite a few of you!

Signed,
Me!