2.12.2010

Dear So & So: I May Be Fat But You Have A Small Penis

Dear Roommate,

I cannot even begin to express how happy I am for you!  It's about time the world threw something this good in your direction, and it's about time that someone was on the same page as you.  He seems pretty cool, and even with his shortcomings, I have a feeling this is going to be a very good thing!  Don't stress, ride the wave and enjoy yourself!

I will love you forever,

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Dear Jack-hole on POF,

This is a dating site, so the fact that you had to go OUT OF YOUR WAY to email me and say "ur fat" just shows us all how pathetic you really are.  I thought about writing back, but then I realized I really didn't want to feed into your immaturity (I mean really, are you stuck in Jr. High still?) 

You know what?  I may be fat, but I can lose weight.  However, it's going to take some extensive and costly surgery to help you gain that one inch you need to finally be packing 2 inches down there.

Have a nice day!  :)

***

Dear Work,

When I walked in and found two monitors on my desk and connected-I was shocked but happy.  It's like Christmas today.  Watch my productivity go UP!

A grateful employee.

***

Dear Readers,

Sorry I don't have more letters for you today, but you could check out this other giveaway I entered!



Also, head on over to Kat's Bungalow to read some more letters!




Dear So and So...

9 comments:

  1. i love you for the "Dear Jack-hole on POF" . So Funny. PS, don't let some jerk like that get you down- you're absolutely gorgeous, inside and out, which is something he probably can't say for himself! Happy Friday!

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  2. aah, people are but heads. . people even call me fat! Sorry Im not as skinny adn perfect as youd all like me to be! sheesh. ha. butt heads!


    Thats kinda cool about getting two monitors hah.


    Thanks for the comment btw. =]


    Im glad you dont let people who dont matter upset you and ruin your days!

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  3. Dude - you don't need a lot of letters when you have a witty title like that! EYE CATCHING!

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  4. When someone calls me fat I just say, "I can lose weight but you'll always be an asshole." It always makes me feel better.

    Great letters! Have a fantastic weekend!

    Raven

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  5. Thanks for the morning laugh!!!! What a jerk!! UGH!!! I didn't have much luck with those sites. Even had one guy tell me it "was all about numbers and how many you could get on there". So be cautious my friend!!!

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  6. I like these letters, lol. Happy Valentines to you and Happy Chinese New Year!

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  7. Dear Miss Angie,

    You are awesome, and a credit to our name :)

    - Slightly-Less-Awesome-But-Totally-Inspired Angie

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  8. This was an awesome post. I simply loved your response to that Jack-hole jerk. I would have loved to read more letters, but little is more this time.

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