The REAL Housewife of Orange County

Hey reader lovelies! I'd like to introduce you to one of the most entertaining people (and blogs) that I know.  Seriously, she has a weight loss feature titled Fat Ass Friday-LOVE IT! Meet Brandy from You Don't Know, and hear her tell you about her life as a Real Housewife of Orange County.  Dig it.

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Hi, Angie's friends! I'm Brandy from You Don't Know.

I've NEVER EVER guest-posted before. Once you finish reading this, you'll understand why I've never been invited. I begged Angie to let me. She already regrets it.

I've been wracking my brain trying to think of something awesome to write for y'all.

Possible blog topics:
My New Mommy was a Stripper
Temper Tantrums & Time Outs: The REAL Hell
Potty Training Adventures: Teaching Boys to Aim

Then I thought WHY bore you with real life when I can do what I do best. Make up fantasy lives for myself.

I should TOTALLY be on The Real Housewives of Orange County. I'm all over some fake boobs, and lips, and hair, and whatever else they can alter.

My Horseback Instructor is very hands-on. He'll teach me how to ride bareback.

I'd do exercise-type things in my super stylish hat that Angie made me, while the nannies (yes, nannies)  watch the brat. And my super blonde friends would laugh at all my jokes.

I'd go out to clubs and there would be a whole lot of "Oh No you didn't"

I would spend so much money that it'd make Oprah's head spin.

So I hope you enjoyed this little peek into what crazy looks like. Thanks Angie's readers - you've been great fun.