Dear iPhone,
I love you so so so so so SO much! I really just wish iTunes would stop freezing when I try to use you with my computer. It's incredibly frustrating.
Please get your act together.
-Proud New iPhone Owner
Dear Militant Android Owners,
I don't mind that you prefer Android over iPhone, it's cool, that's your opinion. I'm just the tiniest bit tired of hearing "You should have gotten an Android" or "Android is better" on every status I post. You may believe that, and that's fine for you to offer that suggestion, but seeing as I have the iPhone already it's a little late to change my mind, even if you could. I'm not being rude, and my status about it was mostly in jest until you all continued to freak out over it.
Take a chill pill and let me enjoy my own choice.
-Proud New iPhone Owner
Dear J & J,
You are sure good with words, and I sure wouldn't want to be at the other end of insults such as "you goddamn fucking arrogant little pisswad of a jacked-off pygmy mule." That wrath train is a scary scary train if you're standing in front of it. I also like the clever word combo of "twat-ass" and plan to use it. I'm on your side, for sure, it's time we all stood up and stopped letting certain people walk all over us because we're worried about hurting their feelings.
Be strong, and go you!
-Your Ally.
Dear Diva and Teenage Husband,
Where do I even start with this scathing letter I should be writing? I tried so hard to baby you, and to wear the kid gloves while trying to encourage you to be more responsible, but there is a breaking point for everyone. Yesterday, several of us hit it. It has nothing to do with disliking you, or with wanting to control you, but more to do with the fact that you are making some really stupid choices that are going to effect so much more than your two little meager lives.
You guys are 20 and 18. Neither of you have jobs at this point, and even before that you expected him to support you on a SUBWAY PAYCHECK. Not just you, but the little life you're going to be bringing into this world too. A life that will need hundreds of dollars in diapers, thousands in medical, formula, baby food, clothes, a crib, carseats, etc... You can't even afford to license your car or buy food, let alone have a baby.
The worst part? You KNEW that before you PURPOSEFULLY got yourself pregnant. You said "Oh I'll just get government assistance and Medicaid. YOU KNOWING LY TRIED FOR A WELFARE BABY. That's just messed up. You keep telling us that you "don't need" or "don't want" our help, however that's OUR tax dollars (seeing as you've never paid any taxes EVER) that you're trying to suck up.
You say over and over how much you hate your parents and never want to be like them because they're drunks, and they leach off their friends and society, but you're headed right down that same path.
The fact that you're not even looking for a job because you don't want to be told you're not good enough? You don't want to be fired for doing a bad job like last time? DON'T DO A BAD JOB! Get off your lazy ass and earn something for yourself! Your boss wouldn't fire you if you didn't treat the customers like crap and run to pout in the bathroom every time he told you something you didn't like. You're a SPOILED BRAT and a sorry excuse for much else!
Not to mention you and your husband trying to tell us that men only cheat because they're biologically more sexual blah blah blah. Stop generalizing people. Men cheat. Women cheat. Some of the same reasons and some different, people are all different. Stop acting like you know everything when in fact only one of you finished high school, and neither of you have any more experience in the matter. I can't even begin to point out the flaws with that.
Do not think that when you have that child if you're not good parents, if you don't feed them and clothe them and treat them better than your parents did you, that we will hesitate to call CFS, just like everyone did on your parents. We will. That baby will have a good home, whether or not you provide it, because if you don't someone else will.
We all love you, and wish you'd listen to people who have been there and made decisions. Yes, you're teenagers and have to learn for yourself, but some of these choices are too dumb, especially now that you'll have a helpless baby depending on you.
Grow up. You're bringing a child into the world, so it's about time you stop acting like one.
-Someone who agrees with most of your friends and family.
Dear Readers,
I'm thinking about getting back into doing spotlights, and showcasing some local artists around here and their sites. I'll let you know what i find out. :) If you have any suggestions, please let me know!
-Me
